Marketing Concepts

A Professor at one of the universities was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:-

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” - That’s Direct Marketing

2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. Marry him.” - That’s Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.” - That’s Telemarketing

4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:

By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?” - That’s Public Relations

5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and

says: You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?” - That’s Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That’s Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

“I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. - That’s demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before

you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you

marry me?” and she goes with him - That’s competition eating into your

market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before

you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. - That’s restriction for entering new markets

Comments

MacaholiQ8 said…
I got this through email long ago... amazing way to explain the concepts. :D
Anonymous said…
Same here mac- Don't you looooooove Marketing & their people :P
Anonymous said…
the criticizer: well I just received it by mail too so wanted to share it :)
Anonymous said…
Thanks Amu ! cracked me up !
M said…
hehehe:P OH MI GOD for our strategic planning we have hw where we have to write the characteristics of each of the tools for promotions..
adv
pr
direct selling
direct marketin etc:P
THIS WOULD HELP! Even tho I already know it ekekk!
Navy Girl said…
i guess the only way to get your attention in a class is to talk about the opposite sex !!! :D
Anonymous said…
I love it, so I saved it .. My dad will love this .. Thanks Amu
Oryx said…
Amoooot 3la el feedback ;)
Wallah that was a great way to demonstrate the different concepts through simple straight examples!
Reem B. said…
LoooooooooooooooooooL... Sooooooo what DeeeDeee and I are studying! hahaha...
Anonymous said…
I hope all professors will teach that way, LOL :D
loooooool......the girsl said it all.....this is what study...but not in the way you put....but if would be fun to have it that way...hehehe
Anonymous said…
grey: welcome!

DD: it will, it helps every one :)

navy girl: lolllll yeah I guess you are right...makes the topic more interesting...

chroma trauma: good you like it and you are welcome :)

oryx: :D

esh3adwa: me too...

dishevelled: cheers..

canc3rian: will work on that and will let you know soon :P

rieanne: I am sure some are already doing it :P

sugar: hehe
Anonymous said…
Loool thats veryyy simplified.
Anonymous said…
looooooooooool
What kind of college is that?!?!
I wanna join now.. ;)
Don't think I'm a man from that comment lool.. but I like fun education.. not boring killing like KU University..yukh :s
Thanx for the humor ;D
Anonymous said…
That made a lot of sense! I think I’m ready to start my own business now!! :P
Anonymous said…
blue dress: :)

fa6fooo6: hehe university will be announced soon :)

nora cassandra: hehe let me know if you need any marketing help :P

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