You know why I want to resign?
Since I worked for you, I have no time to blog anymore. When I don't have time to blog anymore my readers hate me. When my readers hate me they don't visit my blog anymore. When they don't visit my blog anymore, my hits drop. When my hits drop, I become unhappy. When I become unhappy I will eat a lot. When I eat a lot, I will get fat. When I get fat it will effect your company's image. When your company's image is effected your business is no good. When your business is no good you become unhappy. When you become unhappy you eat a lot like me. When you eat a lot I am afraid you will become fat like me.
You see Boss, it's a vicious cycle. I did everything for your own good, because I care for you Boss.
So the conclusion is I want to resign. Please let me go la.