Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Ants in the Desert
This ant leaves home today morning at 7AM to pick up a news editor. Gets out of the house to find insane cockroaches(Bus), Spiders(SUV) and ants(sedans) on the road. In patience he looks at other impatient friends at the rood but is still in a good mood. The sun roof open, breathing the fresh air and thinking this is a pollution free world while listening to BBC world which is one of his favorite radio station. 15 minutes at the first intersection and 30 minutes to cross 10KM's drives him crazy. He still is smiling and looking at the positive side of the day till one cockroach cuts him off. That was it!!! This ant becomes a fast and freak like others on the road. He starts the swearing session with the cockroach then moves in and out of the lanes...left....right...center ..in the parking of burger king..crossing all the others...then crossing all the others by taking the inner road from Hard Rock cafe to Shaab till all of a sudden he looks on his left lane to see he is side by side the same ant with he started moving with at the start of his trip. Now that was hard work for no reason. He starts hating every ant on the road. The old ants (married females) are too slow and deep in the thoughts of the hard time their partner is giving them at home. The old ants (married males) are starring at young ants(females) and young ants (males) are going insane chaising any ant on the road. The old ants (married females) are pain in neck as they are too slow. I flash at one I flash at the other and the third one shows me a finger. With shock I ignore this ant and think she is crazy and go on with my worse road trip till I reach my destination of 30 KM's in 1 hour and 30 mins..This ant is @@##$$ and not liking this this this traffic any more...This ant will take the same route tomorrow but on EDGE.